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Calan The Powerful · Jul 15, 2006, 06:19 PM // 18:19

Ok basicly tell jokes it csn be like a yo moma's so fat joke or like a knock knock joke (the jokes are not directed at anybody in the thread or the forum)

Calan The Powerful · Jul 15, 2006, 06:21 PM // 18:21

ill start

Yo Moma is so fat she jumped in the ocean to take a bath and the whales jumped out and said we'll wait our turn

fiery · Jul 15, 2006, 06:27 PM // 18:27

I'll wait till guru stops lagging, and search isn't down to repost the joke thread already up.

Opeth11 · Jul 15, 2006, 09:40 PM // 21:40

The last thread involving a mom joke got shut down pretty fast. Expect this one to be shut down too.

Amonster666 · Jul 15, 2006, 09:41 PM // 21:41

maybe so

anywasy a jk...uhmmmmm....

a guy walks into a bar.....owwww

Opeth11 · Jul 15, 2006, 09:42 PM // 21:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amonster666

maybe so

anywasy a jk...uhmmmmm....

a guy walks into a bar.....owwww

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Amonster666 · Jul 15, 2006, 09:44 PM // 21:44

OH YES I DID

here have another

2 guys walk into a bar....1 ducked

Opeth11 · Jul 15, 2006, 09:49 PM // 21:49

o.o aren't you a beast at telling jokes!

I have too many jokes, but they may be against the rules :/

Amonster666 · Jul 15, 2006, 09:51 PM // 21:51

lo0ol, too many or none, i think none :P

2 crisps walk down the road, a car pulls over and says, "do u want a lift?" the 2 crisps says "sry we're WALKERS"

lo0ol

Opeth11 · Jul 15, 2006, 09:59 PM // 21:59

Actually, they are based off a racism, dead babies, adult situations, and cruel events. I'd rather not share that on a forum for a game that has children playing in it.

Calan The Powerful · Jul 15, 2006, 10:04 PM // 22:04

do the cruel events one

Amonster666 · Jul 15, 2006, 10:06 PM // 22:06

whatever......... anyways................

wat do u call a sheep with a machine gun..................lambo

Opeth11 · Jul 15, 2006, 10:10 PM // 22:10

I'm not going to risk myself getting banned for your amusement! Blasphemy!

Calan The Powerful · Jul 15, 2006, 10:14 PM // 22:14

then pm it to me

Bane of Worlds · Jul 16, 2006, 02:09 AM // 02:09

just private message the guy the joke then it won't be made public to those kids

fiery · Jul 16, 2006, 02:24 AM // 02:24

I really wonder why people get humor from dead babie jokes I used to know a guy on vent who liked to tell them over vent, never was ever funny.

pumpkin pie · Dec 19, 2007, 10:47 AM // 10:47

I received these two jokes in my email today. Frst one is a blond jokes that feature a guy. lol I like the second one its very... well funny

An Tall Guy, a Short Guy and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Tall Guy said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Short Guy opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The Blonde Guy opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Tall Guy opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Short Guy opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The Blonde Guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral , the Tall guy's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Short Guy's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the Blonde guy's wife. The Blonde Guy's wife said: "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch ." (Oh, this is SO BAD!)

second joke:

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.

They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry.

"Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy.

They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. "I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.

As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me"

PART TWO

A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.

"Hi Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a SPLAT!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom.

Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider"

PART THREE

A few minutes after Seamus splats him self Sean strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.

Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result.

Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrot shooting and now yous blimmin' hen gliding"

Sleeper Service · Dec 19, 2007, 11:02 AM // 11:02

A tall man in a cowboy hat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.

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what is a dentists best friend?
a plaque devourer.

Onarik Amrak · Dec 19, 2007, 02:02 PM // 14:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleeper Service

what is a dentists best friend?
a plaque devourer.

Hahahaha !

Brianna · Dec 19, 2007, 03:02 PM // 15:02

:S necro threads much? last post (Before the ones today) were 1 year ago.. for the love of christ.